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Who's Who in Pookesville

Freddy T. Funkhouser Freddy Funkhouser
Nine year old scientist and inventor extraordinaire. Used to want to be the world’s most famous kid. Now spends all his time keeping the Fries out of trouble.
Alfred Funkhouser Alfred Funkhouser
Former government scientist and inventor of the super secret potatoes that Freddy used to build the Fries. A great Dad to Freddy and Nancy but so absentminded that he regularly blows himself up while doing experiments.
Nancy Funkhouser Nancy Funkhouser
Thirteen year old aspiring actress who loves her little brother but still tries to make his life miserable. However, she usually ends up getting nailed in the end.
Howie Kapowie Howie Kapowie
Freddy’s only human friend and his timid sidekick. His life goal - to eat all the world’s cheesecubes.
Theodore Theodore
The blue crinkle-cut Fry with a huge computer chip brain. He loves to use big words and is very kind and polite.
Wally Wally
Nickname - Purpulis Enormosis. He is the gigantic purple waffle fry who’s always getting into trouble. His life goal: Eat all the world’s food, every last delicious scrap of it.
Curly Curly
The green curlicue Fry who can rise up twenty feet in the air. Wears a backwards baseball cap and all his words are clumped together because of a problem with his voice box. He is very shy but can run faster than lightning.
Ziggy Ziggy
Yellow and the smallest Fry, when you hit him in the head his arms, legs and face fall off. If you kick him in the butt it all springs back. Although a disgusting characteristic to some, it’s actually one of his most endearing features.
Si and Meese Si and Meese
Conjoined red shoestring Fries. Si is the eternal optimist - to him every day is the greatest day ever. Meese is the eternal pessimist - to him every day will be his last. How they survive each other in the same body is anyone’s guess.
Adam Spanker Adam Spanker
Big bad bully of Pookesville. He’s spoiled, mean and kind of dumb. His goal is to drive the Funkhousers right out of Pookesville. He will stoop to any level to do so, in fact the lower the better.
Stewie Spanker Stewie Spanker
Owner of the huge theme park-like Patty Cakes Restaurant and also Pookesville’s Chief of Police and its Mayor. His goal as a restaurant owner is to make everyone fat and himself rich and happy.

Updated January 21, 2006