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Stewie Spanker

Stewie Spanker: Click to EnlargeBio: Owner of the huge theme park-like Patty Cakes Restaurant and also Pookesville’s Chief of Police and its Mayor. His goal as a restaurant owner is to make everyone fat and himself rich and happy. He’s a bigger, meaner version of his son Adam. His favorite song is "Patty Cakes, Patty Cakes, Spanker Man, Follow Me, Follow Me to Spanker Land." It makes him cry with joy every time he hears it.
Favorite Color: Pink like my Spankerland Cadillac
Favorite Food: Patty Cakes hamburger
Favorite Sport: Professional wrestling
Favorite Book: Al Capone Does my Shirts by Gennifer Choldenki
Favorite Hobby: Running Pookesville
Favorite Adventure in Fries Alive!: Sabotaging the Burger Castle float

Updated January 21, 2006